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Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.
Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.
You should check out Enter the Gungeon.
Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.
Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer's to forget but the average person isn't looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.
Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?
Mork said iz good, make it work!
You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.
So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?
Give this man a promotion!
Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.
an equal and opposite angular momentum
Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.
If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.
You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle
just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.
You'll need more mass in those teeth.
Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.
The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion
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Groovy
Yes
40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?
It's an anti-tank weapon.
This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point
I bet you're so old you can drive too
(gottem)
nuked
That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon
The bang saw
Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,
...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...
Serious Sam 4 has a secret RPC weapon you can find if you preordered the game or enable it with cheats. It's as broken as it is fun.
You'll shoot your arm off.
New Helldiver support weapon?
What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.
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Hellfire R9X
Edit: thank you, C A B B A G E ⬇️
What the fuck
I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.
If they were they'd be a war crime.
It's never a war crime the first time!
Israel: 👀
I have no notes
Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West
Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much
Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...
You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch
Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.
You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.
Dr. Bright wants to know your location.
#rimworld needs this as a mod
It's like the opposite of a swordfish
Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.
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