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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

Give this man a promotion!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

nuh uh, make it laser guided