Programmer Humor

It's time to log off and get a vasectomy

Frontend devs hates this guy.

It's impossible to represent that on paper. It could be misrepresented as a specific number of spaces. Depending on the position on the paper, it may also be hard to tell if the carriage return comes with the line feed. Unless you want the document to be in ASCII or EBCDIC, it's like writing an ambiguous math problem where the answer is different depending on how you were taught about the order of operations. Don't do this to your kid, Abcde.

Anyone remember when Chrome had that issue with validating nested URL-encoded characters? Anyone for John%%80%80 Doe?

C programmers would ask whether a null-terminated name would be acceptable

I'm not american and I'm glad I'm not but intended if someone could enter a bunch of zero width spaces

Once I was tasked with doing QA testing for an app which was planned to initially go live in the states of Georgia and Tenessee. One of the required fields was the user's legal name. I therefore looked up the laws on baby names in those two states.

Georgia has simple rules where a child's forename must be a sequence of the 26 regular Latin letters.

Tenessee seemed to only require that a child's name was writable under stone writing system, which would imply any unicode code point is permissible.

At the time, I logged a bug that a hypothetical user born in Tenessee with a name consisting of a single emoji couldn't enter their legal name. I reckon it would also be legal to call a Tenessee baby 'John '.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png

No, cause "John\nDoe" messes up my regex. Sorry, out of the question. I'm not good with regex.

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

why settle for \n when you can go for the stylish carriage return

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.