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[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John Doe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How do you pronounce the hyphen in double barrelled names?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The hyphen can provide indicators on how to parse the letters on either side. "Pen-Island" would be pronounced differently from "Penisland."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

Just pronounce \n as a glottal stop.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago

John
(long pause)
Doe

[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But differently spelled names are legally distinct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i think they mean that pronounciation matters for determing validity, not for the actual record or distinguishing between names

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

But that doesn't really address the original question, does it? You don't have to pronounce all the letters in a name, so the fact that you can't pronounce a newline isn't sufficient to demonstrate that it can't be part of a name.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

But something has to be written on the birth certificate and social security card, and that's what everything else will expect you to use. I think just due to technical limitations (e.g. of the printer/template for those things) it wouldn't be allowed, but I dunno about legally