Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

Let me take a guess... Trump is still using "maga2020" for the password for his email like he did when his Twitter account was compromised.

Only 3 felony charges. Those are rookie numbers.

No, he has been convicted by a jury

conviction noun con·​vic·​tion 1: the act or process of finding a person guilty of a crime especially in a court of law

Only thing that stops a bad guy with pornography is a good guy with pornography

I asked it to write a Seinfeld episode about the product I was viewing, Trojan condoms. It writes a cautionary tale for me where Elaine is warning everyone not to buy them because the condoms are defective.

According to their book God made woman from the rib of a man. A guy's rib transition into a woman, that's perfectly fine. Whole person transitioning is bad? How much of the body can transition before it becomes a problem?

Wasn't captured, actually he surrendered like a complete and utter loser

A Møøse once bit my sistör...

The audacity that man has to walk around looking so dapper