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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

These memes are much like health care... As an american I dont get it.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The name of the fish "Stör" is the same as the word "disturb". That alone offers a lot of potential for bad puns.

It is also weirdly common as a part of other words that don't have anything to do with fish. And third, there are parts of words that sound similar to Stör.

Take all those ingredients and you can have a lot of fun with strange word combinations and only native speakers have a realistic chance of understanding.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Møøse once bit my sistör...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The people in charge of hiring the people in charge of firing the people who wrote the subtitles, have been fired.

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please speak Dutch in the classroom.

Lol easy bro

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nein, du kriegst dein Scheiß Fahrrad nicht zurück!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Even though I studied German for years idioms and sentence structure still throw me off. I tried to translate that looking up only the words I didn't remember and figured "dein Scheiss Fahrrad" was "your shit bike" and Kriegen is to catch (or get I guess in this context), so I was like "No, you catch your shit bike not back" doesn't make sense grammatically in English, so I put it into Google Translate and it translated it as "No, you won't get your damn bike back". Maybe it's because I learned High German and only ever used it in formal settings 95% of the time but it still throws me off, I have a hell of a time trying to understand spoken German because I don't have the time to parse it mentally most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In German is the word order simply different than in English. That stands in simple sentences not too much out, but if I, like now, try a sentence to build, that more complex and harder to understand is, will you that notice or in the worst case so much confused be that you it not understand can will.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Germans have the same problem with english, too. Most of the time, I built the grammar in a sentence like I would do in german.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in case you need context: German soldiers famously took dutch peoples bikes during the occupation in WW2

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aber ich bin amerikanische und sprechen zwei sprechen ist schwierig. Können wir englisch amerikanische sprechen bitte?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Tut mit leid, nein

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Rechner sagt nein.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

It's a long störy.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's a type of fish, and they are making word plays with the name of the fish. Why? I'm not sure of the origin of this one. I imagine it's like the beans or the beef stroganoff memes - the origin doesn't matter much at this point.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The English word for the fish is "sturgeon".

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

🎶 Like a sturgeon, caught for the very first time! 🎶

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, that was the prime Minister of Scottland

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually started with eels. Aal (=> eel) can be inserted basically everywhere by just stretching the "a" a bit, like "Aalle wissen das" instead of "Alle wissen das" (everyone knows that). As far as I know, this started (or at least became popular) via Jan Böhmermann, he had some jokes about that in his show - the same guy who wrote the "goat fucker"-poem about Erdogan that caused massive diplomatic problems and resulted in changed laws.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wir servieren heute Aal la carte:

  • Aalgensalat
  • HopfenkaltschAale
  • Pasta Aal dente
  • KAalter Hund
  • Pizza CAalzone

Edit: This also works in english:

Something's fishy. I think Russia is trying to interfere with our Eelections

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Understood... so fisch störganoff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Danke schön!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, the bell rings! Oh, der Hund ringt!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm german - UND ICH VERSTEH DAS AUCH NICHT!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Ja das ganze ist ziemlich verStörend.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love when German memes pop up on my feed. It’s like being given the context clues and visual aid, while the actors speak in Black Speech

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

What an exciting way to write STÖR

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Wants to know how a meme works, incorrectly uses a meme to express the desire.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Lass dich davon nicht Stören.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where are these Memes you are talking about? I only saw the sturgeon'off one. Am I bamboozled?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no speaken ze dutch, mein homendoggen

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Stör is a fish

And it's also really prevelant in a lot of German words

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are the dots above the R?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's a rumlaut.

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