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touhou themed rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that's normal.?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

So, like a normal BJ, then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I had to have an operation for that

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

it's when you dodge all the shots

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Cumshot graze bonus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Like dark souls?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

you have to dodge orange balls while doing it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

So same as a regular one but wearing a mob cap or something?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I hope whoever cropped the response off steps on a Lego.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Love Covered "Master Spark"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago