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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Good meme, but we really ought to end small-penis hatred.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's not the small penis we hate, it's the loud car.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I m a small dude thx to give me confidence

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but we use the small penis as an insult, which is not fair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand nudity options in games. You got average and above average. Few people gonna go with average then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Those are noobs though, just git good and save the world with a small dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Is it fair if I'm a sissy?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate a lot of things.
Guess i should start body shaming because of that?

No. Only insecure losers bodyshame.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like with the "do you punch a Nazi?", even pacifists have limits.

Then again, I think for me it's ok to hit people where it hurts when you want to hurt them--- and penis size is the "alpha males" easy and effective target just like crowd size is a certain assholes weakness.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Not even remotely comparable. When you punch a Nazi you are only hurting a Nazi.
When you body shame you hurt every single person who has that characteristic.

If everyone started shitting on characteristics you possess you probably wouldn't like it either.
Have some fucking empathy.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It makes good people with small penises selfconscious. When punching Nazis, you should avoid collateral damage. It's not ok to punch every innocent person within hearing distance because there's one Nazi among them.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Testicle size and reproductive potency are entirely unrelated to penis size, for all the men out there. And if you only ever have one partner at a time that you want to make babies with, you don’t really need to be a super stud in the testicle department. You just need regular sexual contact with your lady half.

But this shows that even if you do want all the ladies, large testicles don’t matter.

(Aside; people with breeder fetishes who impregnate multiple women are fucking gross and weird. Musk is one such and just.. eew.)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

It's not about the actual size, it's more like a mindset

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It’s the compatibility with a partner imo, the match is everything - the technical details are mostly irrelevant once events take place

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this (the study) is about the crystal balls, not the magic wand.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In primates small testicle size is correlated with how many males a female typically mates with. More males mating with the same female means the male that produces the most sperm has an advantage. So gorillas have tiny balls because every troop only has one silverback male, and chimps have horrifically huge nuts because there’s a lot of competition for mates from other males in the troop.

Interestingly, humans fall roughly in the middle of the scale in terms of ball size!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yet the head of a human penis is shaped for removing competing semen from a woman's vagina

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't wanna know what your ancestors got up to

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't even wanna know what my grandma got up to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Kinky by nature.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's obviously shaped like that for camouflage in autumnal forests

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, nature's ghillie suit.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

General rule amongst those groups: "If you can't be good, be loud."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

As someone with a loud car, I can confirm

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Those three monkes look like they're singing For the Longest Time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I have been told all through my life I have a voice that carries

😬

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don't entirely love how loud they can be.

I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it's so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.

I'm conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don't have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Enjoy it! You could be driving another fun car with a completely boring sounding engine (cough FL5 cough) with almost no good sounding exhausts that aren’t just noise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Don't be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Peter Dutton represent…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This makes me sad. I installed a loud as fuck exhaust on my car, but it broke sound limits at the track so I had to get a quieter setup. Mostly I’m sad because of my tiny penis tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I can literally hear these monkeys sing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

How was the TMI calculated in this study?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Boy, maga cultists sure are loud AF...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

compensate much?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't handle stupid right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You picked the wrong millennium to live in.

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