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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

For the sake of symmetry, I would've liked to see her step it up by 10 or 15 MPH, get in another 85. It is a good, crisp photo though. Can't fault that.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh, that would be unsafe on the road

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly it's hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wide open eyes

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Cries in new englandish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How about 180k?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What car is this dashboard from?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

My 2011 Nissan Sentra had this exact dashboard.

Despite the awful CVT I still love that car

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

bro that is fucking stupid. Driving at 70 mph on a highway and capturing the “80085” milestone 💀💀