this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

probably a russian military vehicle from ~2025-2026

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yo, you’ve got Patreon access to the war or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

nah only the early access platinum collectors edition with original fingerbones from putin :D

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Technically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'll allow it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Worse, a bullpup!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Explanation: Mehmed the Conqueror, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, was the one who finally conquered Constantinople (now Istanbul) and finished off the ailing Byzantine Empire. He did so by bringing what was, in the 15th century AD, a truly ludicrous amount of cannons, a then-cutting-edge technology, including the largest piece ever made up 'til that point in world history.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Certified "Hold my Raki" moment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know how it is, late at night, deep in raki and cold water with the boys, and someone challenges you to destroy the age-old nemesis of your rising empire - tale as old as time!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Byzantium joins China and later Belgium who had entirely too much faith in their "impregnable fortifications".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For a long time their faith was warranted. And not like they could do much in that situation from what I remember, they didn't have much power to go on the offensive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ye, it was a dying empire at that point anyway. But we're just shitposting here :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Light novel idea: someone like Bismarck or Cavour is isekaid into Byzantium of this era, and has to diplomacy it back into a world power.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why'd they change it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well yeah, now that the boys showed up with arty. It was Constantinople before the boys got there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Y’alltillary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yoda bringing The Force