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Found the Ubuntu user
I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.
(cloned from git site)
Gender my_gender = Gender.random();
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some wget random.gender.com | sudo sh for me
Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.
And raw dog them.
Uninstalled (it was bloat).
Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.
Like any good programmer
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System Update
I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.
Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro
Who has the money for that?! :-P
That said, *I* get to decide what my own fucking gender means - not anyone else.
-Link
I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"
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There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.
We need more backwards compatible genders
Mine is what I was assigned at conception
malware
This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.
Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.
You're gonna need to be more specific.
Their other mom.
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Still using the demo disc
No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.
It is what it is.
If you go far enough back, "Data corruption"
If you go far enough back, the data turns quantum - as in having multiple simultaneous solutions to the waveform equation as to presence & location in time. And roughly every 20-30 years, it keeps splitting up again! :-P
i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.
Gender reveal party.
Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.
So they have a null pointer gender or something?
Or something.
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I think we have enough forest fires, thank you very much
This is exactly what I was going to ask: "Did they burn down the state of California as a result?". But instead, take my upvote!:-)
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Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.
came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive
Pretty sure mine falls under "Found it on a random disk".
Packaged it just for fun, then forgot to disable
I've seen a ton of "men are like" memes today and I didn't identify with any of them. Am I not a man? 🤔
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