the souls of the damned
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
Once you realise the so called "sun" is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
space contains all of the oxygen
It's just very angry
The sun isn't burning. Wtf are you talking about? The sun is a projector. Projecting our lives onto this planet earf.
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The sun is a government projection you idiots
I thought only the Republicans projected
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That's why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We're practically the same color
Simple. It's the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn't need oxygen like regular fires because it's tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”
Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it's running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that "earthbound" oxygen nonsense. It's all about the oscillation efficiency, really.
You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let's hope it won't run out anytime soon.
Oops! I punctured the tank.
I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.
It's actually all LEDs
Solar powered, no less
God's keyboard
Am I the only one who can't watch his shows or movies because he's so unsettling and odd looking?
I think that's precisely why he works so well for Mr robot
When I was a kid, I had no context for a lemur and saw a photo of one in my grandpa's encyclopedia. I thought for the longest time lemurs were human sized and their faces were so creepy and haunting to me. I think of that lemur when I see Rami Malek
they're actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they've been converting them to electric.
secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what's leading to the imminent "heat death" of the universe.
No oxygen in space? Dude, there's tons of it, it's just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.
Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.
This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).
solar panels. Modern ones are very black
Is this why the far right hates solar?
Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It's common sense really.
This is solid science. 10/10 would smoke again.
Wind turbines are fanning the flames and keeping it hot.
Don't tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there's no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!
Duh, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun's core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
So it's all just a scam?
The hilaries are making it
Because the sun is so full of hate that it literally cannot stop burning
Super Mario Bros. 3 proves this is true.
It's only desire is to engulf the Earth and kill every living thing on it. One day the sun, one day...
I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood .. it would take about 5,000 years to burn out.... which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.
It's burning with hatred for earth. It wants to consume it, but it will take time to gather enough strength...
Time in which frustratingly, its flaming hate transformed earth into a unique, living planet, and lead to the most vile and disgusting creation in the entire universe, My Little Pony.
The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.
The sun is a bad smell that creates disease?
Yes, a disease called "life". Easily curable though.
Not quite as catchy as the original
And who is adding more wood to it? Ancient Egyptians?
-.- they are dead. Read a book.
It's mormons now
It is the flaming tail of the turtle that the Turth (turtle-earth...
Hello friend
it's flaming because of all the gay
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