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A name should carry a reputation
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Bruh, the timing
The algorithm
Nooo!
Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.
That was an amazing and underrated movie.
Can someone name the movie 😭
Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook's career
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Avengers before Avengers!
I feel like it has more of "The Boys" vibe without the gratuitous violence.
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Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me
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Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.
you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS
Promised my wife I'd save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl's name, traditionally.
Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I'd name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it's pronounced "David" to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious...
Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.
Musk named his a passcode.
Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.
But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!
Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.
I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.
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If I ever have son, I'm gonna name him... Bill or George, anything but Sue!
I still hate that awful name!
I'm the shovel and I dig you
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If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...
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"THE MACHINE"
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Sounds like how Russians name their kids
Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.
I'm all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, "We call him Kicker." Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for 'prefers to go by' now, and you can avoid the problems (and don't try to say there aren't any) associated with names that don't fit the average idea of normal.
We had a discussion of employee email address formatting and how to handle collisions in a workplace that hires many, many immigrants. One idea that came to my mind (but wasn't voiced for obvious scope/feasibility concerns) is to do firstname+nickname+lastname so [email protected] displayed as John "Brickman" Smith then during the onboarding process users can select from a list of approved and not-yet-assigned nicknames (I imagine a webpage with a search bar and a "regenerate" button then it shows a list of 10 or 20 nicknames they can select from) and pick something that they like and thinks fits them. It would add some whimsy and worker empowerment but also still prevents interesting situations like someone selecting an inappropriate nickname
Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
"Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!"
"little fatso yummy toes" more likely
In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or "Défenseur des droits" (Defender of the rights).
Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).
Assigned non-binary at birth
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I know someone who goes by Kil
Where's track_shovel in this thread?
I almost @'d them in the post.
Hey @[email protected], this post is dedicated to you
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One of the most badass album titles of all time: The Shovel vs The Howling Bones
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Just like T.S. Eliot!
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