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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Putin accidentally makes the UK a better place

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah.. Please can he do the same here in Australia

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Shipping people out of the UK to Australia?
That'd never work. You'd have to charge them at least ten pound.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dozens !!!!

The readership of that paper are so fucking dim it’s unreal.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

At least 34 people have requested to move to Russia from the UK

What does this mean. So the actual number could be any number between 34 and the entire population of the UK?

Or, does it mean that there is 34 people that we know of. And they're having trouble finding anyone else.

I wonder how many Russians have left Russia in the same time period.

I also wonder what percentage 34 people are of the entire population of the UK.

It just strikes me as a desperate propaganda ploy from the Kremlin. Inflating a nothing burger beyond all proportion.

I wish our expats well. And the best of luck to 'em.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

The current population of the UK is somewhere around 68 million.

Thats enough people that you could probably find “dozens” who would say yes to just about anything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That group of 34 people moving to Russia have been referred to by some as the Russia 34, or R34 for short.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I saw that.

They even setup an entire website dedicated to the magnificence of Putin.

Just search for "R34 Putin Russia"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I understand. You're trying to make people Google online pornography of Putin, by inventing a story around the Web's famous rule number 34. Very clever!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That’d be about 0.00005% I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's around one in two million.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

Increasing the average IQ of both countries

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can laugh, but the drywall installers of the UK ain't laughing. Patching up the headbutt dents in the homes of these angry potatoes is their bread and butter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The trick is to fit 9.5mm every time, until their partner asks if there is a way to make it stronger.

Then fit 2 layers of 15mm soundboard.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Brave people... Not clever but brave.

Do they have to give up their UK citizenship for this?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who cares when they die in the trenches some weeks from now?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That was... interesting. My guess is those orcs couldn't grasp the efficiency of modern surveillance and warfare and thought that their constant losses only could be attributed to an old fashioned spy in their company.

They don't know and are not informed that their fellow orcs are being slaughtered by the thousands every day everywhere on the front.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

You mean it’s not for painting and decorating jobs after all ?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Free canon fodder.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

So less Reform/Conservative voters in the UK. Win!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

34 people from the UK according to the Torygraph. Loads

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Defectors: "There are dozens of us... DOZENS!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's only just dozens, I mean it's 2 and a bit dozen, technically correct which is the worst kind of correct

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

those poor children

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Special guests on the next episode of "Ukraine Front Lines..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if/how many of them will be unwillingly forced to the front lines in Ukraine within a year...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Best thing Putin has ever done? I think maybe it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A recent migrant, identifying himself as 'Nigel F from Clacton', told reporters he was thrilled by his new life in Russia and the prospect of not having to see brown people at the shops or gay people on TV anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds lovely. Y’all should send your transphobes there too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hope they enjoy getting their faces eaten!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Future Lee Harvey Oswald's, every one of them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sure they'll be very happy in Russia. I'm sure they'll have long and productive lives and won't fall out of any windows or anything.