Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
A spork is the perfect utensil.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably ~~someone~~
a robotic voice
*brain coursens by 3%"
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
That's a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
No
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
Ah yes, just peel the slots off
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.
You're god damn right
The fedora of kitchenware!
Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Slots ruin everything..
Your fork's a slot
You calling me a forking slot?
Norway
Not with that attitude you can't
TIL
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.
Why is he touching it though.
I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove
User error. Just use colder soup.
Huh. That's why it is never working for me.
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