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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

A spork is the perfect utensil.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago

This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

invariably ~~someone~~

a robotic voice

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

*brain coursens by 3%"

[-] [email protected] 35 points 13 hours ago

You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

That's a foforkrk.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

AAAAAAAA!!!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"

[-] [email protected] 91 points 15 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago

Fuck I can hear her say it too

[-] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

The spork effect

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Ah yes, the scientific process.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah yes, just peel the slots off

[-] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago

Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it's not as effective, terrible even.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

You're god damn right

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

The fedora of kitchenware!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

You calling me a forking slot?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Not with that attitude you can't

[-] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It's all in the wrist.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Why is he touching it though.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I knew it! It's a scam and always has been! Nobody wanted to believe me but now I have prove

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

User error. Just use colder soup.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Huh. That's why it is never working for me.

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