The funniest thing here is Melania actually looking at Cadet Bonespurs.
Melania would jump for joy if Donnie pulled the trigger and divorced her. The pre-nup would kick in and she'd be free.
They didn't just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.
https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-separate-room-separate-floor-white-house-2019-12