Why does the right always make up things that make her sound cooler than she is?

She turned me into a newt!

Sooo... all powerful orange Jesus was defeated by simple witchcraft then? Hahahaha!

I wish. That'd be sick

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the straws they are grasping at, or the fact they still believe in witchcraft.

Have the balls to yank the tax exempt status of that church.

Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. "it's not that Trump lost, it's that Kamala Harris has occult powers" was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn't even have a bingo card ready.

*Christian stochastic terrorist claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate.

Hopefully the IRS gets ahold of the news.

"Under the Internal Revenue Code, all section 501(c)(3) organizations are absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office. Contributions to political campaign funds or public statements of position (verbal or written) made on behalf of the organization in favor of or in opposition to any candidate for public office clearly violate the prohibition against political campaign activity. Violating this prohibition may result in denial or revocation of tax-exempt status and the imposition of certain excise taxes."

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/charitable-organizations/restriction-of-political-campaign-intervention-by-section-501c3-tax-exempt-organizations

Guessing it's time for the duck and large scales.

She should start playing Witchy Woman by the Eagles at her rallies to troll the maga cultists. It will eventually get picked up and reported by all the hard right media outlets, and then they will lose their minds even more than they already have.

Oh, a woman of color that's good with words couldn't possibly be explained any other way?

Tell me you're racist/sexist without telling me.

'bout fucking time. Use that witchcraft, you badass, you!

How many centuries will they further try going back with their misogynistic rhetoric? I guess she's also not allowed to eat apples anymore.

OMFG, why give this mental deficient an iota of attention?

Who knew she do the voodoo she do so well? I hope to hell that she leans into this and uses it in her campaign. Maybe dress up as a witch for Halloween and go trick or treating with her cat? Or the next time she has an interview, at some point she can counter a republican comment of some kind, then face the camera and go “boo” or wriggle her nose (ala Bewitched) and smirk.

Witchcraft

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

She turned me into a newt!

It is somewhat reassuring that no matter the political system, people everywhere are lead by superstitious charlatans