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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet and becoming bananatarian. /s

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dogs are nature's vacuum cleaners confirmed

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dog knows the command "help", which means "oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up"

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I keep seeing that "people are talking about beans", but I don't actually see people TALKING about beans. I'm convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans.....which they aren't. That's somehow the joke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

hohoho... My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We're not talking about beans, we're talking about talking about beans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

nobody talks about beans

You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

Nobody saying "how is beans?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Because we all know beans are great.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I want in on these cat food arguments

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I dunno, I kinda like watching the chaos

For now

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying "I don't know what a cat actually is, but...". Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have heard of studies 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat's urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.

Realistically, the answer is no.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good luck with having to take cats to the vet regularly. They loooove it🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's their second favorite thing, right after vegan cat food!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

With the correct supplements you can feed a human literal shit as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yes. It would be literal torture and the poor cat would have no idea why it's being horribly abused.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I'm bougie like that

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Won't anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My cat loves beans (as a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My cat just loves beans and I love him.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah? Well I compiled my own kernel from scratch! for legal reasons this is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

My opinion has actually shifted as a matter of this debate. It used to be "hell no". Now it's "no, but maybe we can in the future if the science is done". It's pretty clear that there isn't much research on this, and the few peer reviewed articles on the subject tend to mention exactly how little has been done. What is there suggests that maybe, possibly, with the right diet and supplements, it could be done in the future.

Don't make your cat an experiment on this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It's a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Can a cat live on impossible burgers made from bean blood?

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