[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Them internal organs be poppin'

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's why all human creative works done online need to be bean related. To fuck up the data stream and make it unintelligible for AIs and marketing algorithms.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago

"So sorry for cutting up your beloveds corpse meat. We should have allowed it to become putrid inside it's corpse box suitably buried the requisite distance from the sky."

-Mgmt

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's evil af but intelligent and informed enough to know that his own personal well-being is better served by perpetuating the current system rather than forcing the nation into some dystopian MAGA authoritarian hell hole.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

The MAGA women all look like evil marionettes

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

Why does this meme suddenly look like it's in Jeopardy format?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

I'm on my local strata council and from the earliest meetings discovered my nemesis who is there for exactly the opposite purpose of me. I want a permissive atmosphere that doesn't look for trouble and only responds to actual problems instead of nitpicking to create unnecessary trouble.

My nemesis, on the other hand, is somebody who I believe can only get an erection by covertly causing another human being frustration and torment. By getting myself on council he cannot get rid of me nor can he use his power to abuse me. I have a small but dedicated power base that hates this guy and they all give me their proxy votes at the AGM specifically because I am supposed to sit on him and keep him down as much as possible. If I ever move than someone else will need to take over the job of sitting on him so he doesn't think he has power.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

[-] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"...because the blacks can really appreciate crime..."

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

quoted the girl's mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don't know where to go to feel safe with my kids.

Maybe not Texas?

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Even worse is when OP on the nine year old thread with the exact same technical problem announces "Solved!" without elaborating

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