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[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

I think my favorite part is how calm forklift driver remains even at 45°

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

If the load is out of control, the safest place to be is in the cab.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I was trained on a forklift the direction was to stay inside the cab and keep all extremities inside too when everything goes sideways.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I've had some sketchy shit happen before, I like the tuck and pray. Cover your head and neck and try to keep your arms and legs inside.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This knowledge probably costs an arm and a leg.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

No point in panic if you can't do anything about the situation.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

This is a situation where shock is actually a helpful response

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Taking the "one trip from the car to inside" mentality quite a bit too far.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

Is the camera man an NPC? I’m not gonna just stand two feet away as soon as hundreds of tons of steel starts shifting weight…

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

It was fairly obvious in which direction they're going to fall.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

You think that until some piece of metal that was under tension springs out and flies into your face.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You ever see that one scene from Ghost Ship?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is that the one where a cable snapped and everyone on the deck was cut in half? I don’t know what but I remember finding that extremely funny and laughing when it happened. Got some mean looks in the theater

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t know what but I remember finding that extremely funny and laughing when it happened. Got some mean looks in the theater

Oh thank fuck I wasn't the only one. The faces and cgi blending in the scene were just hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Was it as good as the German forklift safety video?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well said; exactly my thoughts

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Can I go home now?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Forklifts were doing better than I thought, until it tipped over.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Tandem fork-lifting should be an Olympic sport.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

"FUCK!"

Was that an "ah fuck" or an "oh fuck?" 🤔

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ah, the many sounds of dispair.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

50 ton loading capacity × 3 + 100 ton steel = a 400 ton problem

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Hey, that disaster you ordered arrived!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Someone didn’t do their statics homework

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

That was one of the heartier "FUCK"s I've heard in awhile

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I would have lifted up, then pulled the train out, then lowered and pulled manageable quantities.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Actually, everything should be done by crane, but I guess management told them to use the forklifts cuz getting and assembling one on site costs a lot.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Does a crane cost more or less than this fuck up?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No, but tell that to Bob from management, who is not an engineer.

I've been in situations like that. You just don't do it. Also, explain why in written form and have that stamped and submitted.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm going to say less. They can do it by hand now!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Also, at the very least, should've had forklifts on opposite sides

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