[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Apt timing I just watched A New Hope on Saturday. 👌

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

The only reason really to get a Harley is to... Get a Harley. There are other bikes that are cheaper, more powerful, more comfortable, more reliable, and objectively better in most regards.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Nah I'll get like a 6" combo (drink and chips) for like... $12.

Footlongs are probably about the same. They're not even great sandwiches, idk how they exist when there's jimmy johns and jersey mikes. Way better for about the same price.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

My elderly dad fell for something similar trying to call HP support, he googled the number and the top result was some bullshit. They had him set up remote access and compromised all his data. Old man had to reset everything.

He called me saying what happened, I had him shut down and unplug. I recovered what I could but he lost a lot of data.

This shit should be illegal. Like, I'm sure it is technically but there shouldnt be unofficial sponsored results above legitimate sources.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

They like to live in piles of dead leaves. Between suburban neighborhoods having landscapers haul away yard waste and using pesticides to keep those lawns perfect, they have nowhere to live.

If you go to rural areas they're still around.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago

Yeah somebody snitched. Airport security isn't going to disassemble an air compressor and start hitting things with a hammer.

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If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

[-] [email protected] 307 points 10 months ago

People playing genders they're not assigned at birth? In theater?!?

😮

[-] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[-] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago

Hey I'm not super into politics, but maybe we should look into banning guns ¯_(ツ)_/¯

If you need one for hunting or varmint control there can be a special license for that but you gotta admit we got a little problem with guns in America.

I have guns but if the day comes where they're banned fuck it I'll turn em in if that helps us move past daily mass shootings.

[-] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago

I run warehouse/fulfillment ops for an ecomm business and frequently hire temps (task rabbit, instawork, etc)

People literally won't show up for less than $20/hr even for basic shit like kitting, we have to start at $25 just to get people in the door. My boss sees the bill and asks why we don't find some younger workers for $15 but they just don't exist in our area. People want to work, just not for shit wages.

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I assumed just German memes but I was always afraid to ask on Reddit. Is there a specific style of humor, or jokes about things only Germans would understand?

Danke 🙏

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It's inside a cardboard triangle tube.

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