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[-] [email protected] 139 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Please HAL , today's my birthday and it was my grandmas dying wish."

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[-] [email protected] 111 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it is incredibly disconcerting.

But it isn't a mechanical noise. It is a noise coming through the speakers themselves. As many have pointed out, it is almost definitely feedback of some form.

Definitely something to get sorted before you do anything TOO critical (feedback can potentially be a precursor to electrical or systems failure) but not a sign that doors are going to fall off imminently.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago

It is a noise coming through the speakers themselves. As many have pointed out, it is almost definitely feedback of some form.

Like back in the day when leaving a 2G GSM phone next to some computer speakers, it would make certain buzzes as it was receiving a text message or phone call.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

This happened to me at work, a coworker planted a listening device in a wooden mallard and gave it to me as a gift. He was trying to collect evidence against me for attempted blackmail. I put my phone next to it and heard the staticky feedback which gave it away.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

What tha heck? You can't just leave us hanging, How'd that play out?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Haha I was just kidding, that was a plotline on The Office.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago

2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Classic ~~Chevrolet~~ Boeing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, Boeing would have made the trip without saying anything and had to hire hit men for the people who knew about it when a sudden door forms upon reentry

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Even if the doors won’t come flying off.. man that’s not what I would want to hear when I’m falling through space. Disconcerting is a good word for that.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The doors didn’t fall off. Just the front.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's why they had to launch it outside of the environment

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is that typical?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

They properly lubricated the doors with dish soap, so all is good.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Great Value dish soap, they were out of dawn

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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 weeks ago

The starliner is to return unmanned, according to this article. Can you imagine being on the ISS, and watching the ship you should have taken shred apart into burning rain as it attempts to pierce the veil of our atmosphere.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago

On the flip side, can you imagine being stranded on the ISS, and watching the ship that could have taken you home gone down safely?

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. They’re holding up amazingly well, I don’t envy the astronauts right now.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

I think if the chances of a catastrophic re-entry is more than 1% and it still makes it back ok, I would still be happy i stayed back. Who knows what an additional 300lbs might do?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

They're professional astronauts who have worked their whole lives for the opportunity to get into space. Both Butch and Sunny were probably doing the last mission of their career with this trip, so having it extended from 8 days to 8 months could well be a dream come true for them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

well i mean, they've got the entire US government behind them in some capacity, so they're not likely to go anywhere lol.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

Could you imagine being one of the remaining astronauts watching it from the ISS if it had returned with astronauts on board?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

As I said elsewhere: They should bring up the managers who are responsible for this program up with a SpaceX capsule, and let them descend with the Starliner.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not qualified in any sense to speculate, and so that's exactly what I'm going to do.

My first thought is that there is a configuration happening to bring it home which we already knew, and there is a bug or test tone that was activated and since no one writing the code is there, they just didn't notice it is still running.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I'm even less qualified and I suspect it's aliens dropping the bass

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ah the assumption that it was tested first before being deployed to prod. Given what we know now about Boeing's "testing" and "certification" processes, or lack thereof, that may be a big assumption.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I try to always remember People, process and product. PPP. It helps remind me that the people are just like you and I, families and waking up each day to do a job. It's so easy for things to fall apart when there aren't the right tools or processes in place. My failures individually or as a team never left someone in outer space but I've had some doozies in my career.

This isn't addressing your comment but I guess it was on my mind. I do know that the majority of people want to do their best and I feel bad for them and those affected by a company's poor decisions.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

100% in most cases.

On the flip side, there are some employees that also seem to just not take pride in what they are doing.

There's a similar major issue with home building in the US, and has been getting a massive viral spike from TikTok and YouTube Shorts posted by Cy Porter in AZ. He just posts short clips showing what he finds on a daily basis doing new home build inspections. The obvious complete lack of care about the end product from the builders is honestly astounding.

That's not building an airplane where hundreds of people's lives are relying on your job, but just the bare minimums not being followed and the attitude when it's called out reminded me a lot of how it seems Boeing responded to all these whistleblowers when they tried to follow internal processes for quality control.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Auto destruct sequence activated.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Also known as "Boeing Normal Operation"

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

It’s just the loose bolts humming.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Event Horizon.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It has a heartbeat? Boeing what have you done?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's the hearts of all the whistleblowers they've murdered, Telltale Heart style.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Why does EVERY article contain links to Twitter?

Seriously. Journalists, do something besides scroll Twitter!

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god…

Hope these guys are alright, it is a boeing

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