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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Auto destruct sequence activated.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Also known as "Boeing Normal Operation"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's prepping for return, practicing the sounds it's gonna make as it bounces off the atmosphere... Boeing, boeing, boeing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Rapid scheduled deconstruction