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flirt idea: are you melbourneโs winds? because you are blowing me away
I feel like that could go wrong so easily ๐
Hey baby are you Melbourne's winds? Because I want you to keep me up all night blowing and banging
This might work if there's a high level of intoxication
Old mate next door walking around in circles with a leaf blower.
Love it.
My neighbour is watering and swearing his head off cause the water is going everywhere but his lawn.
I should note, the lawns are still damp from the rainfall last night.
Aaaaand now 5 of us are sick because old mate came to work sick yesterday.
Fucks sake.
oh the weather outside is frightful
There's some lovely sun and also hectic wimd, please tell me how I should feel about this as I am confused
Shout out to the legend trying to intimidate me in his new Audi this morning. Bruh I'm in a shitbox hatchback missing more paint than I have emotional issues, you really think I'm scared of you hitting my car? Its 6am, windy AF and I'm doing the limit. The threat of you scratching your +100k car against my 7k (If that!) car aint the threat you think it is.
This is the face of, "why are you at home during the week, and where the fuck are my treats homie."
Aw sweet Gibson, the beauty of her face and colours is awesome ๐๐
Whos a handsome boy! Yes he is!
arriving back in Melbourne today
That plane landing was a bit gross....
Good Lord, this headache is so painful. Paracetamol doesn't touch it, waiting for my partner to come back with some ibuprofen.
Stupid motherfucking teeth grinding. My whole head is throbbing ๐
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