People that leave church on a Sunday morning and then immediately turn into idiots on the road.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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I reject the premise that they're not also idiots while they're still in church
Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.
I always wanted to print a few up with some overtly witchy messages on them. They have this "satanic church" bogeyman, out here casting spells and eating children or whatever, that I really wanted to exploit just to fuck with the churches that do that.
But I have neither the time or energy to dedicate to these fools.
A friend had an awesome tee shirt with a picture of Jesus masturbating while looking up, printed on it.
Print out something like that and put it into their collection plate.
"Jesus is coming"
Should attend a service and make change for them in the collection plate.
attend a service
Then they won, didn't they.
Not if you're disruptive enough.