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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

and the judge is going to be all like, "so, you have money to pay bail and to get your car out of impound-- obviously, you can pay child support, asshole!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably for the best that he's not in their life

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

He doesn't need to be in their life. Just his money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

... so far.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Still better than Neutral Comatose.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Funny? I guess you had to be there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.

There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you not the legal natural persons?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I hat no my foundation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

that's like not lawful living.

that's relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess