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Scientists have discovered a reservoir of liquid water on Mars - deep in the rocky outer crust of the planet.

The findings come from a new analysis of data from Nasa’s Mars Insight Lander, which touched down on the planet back in 2018.

The lander carried a seismometer, which recorded four years' of vibrations - Mars quakes - from deep inside the Red Planet.

Analysing those quakes - and exactly how the planet moves - revealed "seismic signals" of liquid water.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, but do they have hookers with three breasts? Otherwise, I'm not going.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Colonizing Mars exposed the colonists to mutagenic radiation, causing people born on Mars to have birth defects (and psychic abilities). They weren't native Martians, so the three booby lady won't exist until we send people there.

Fun fact, the Earth has a magnetosphere that protects us from radiation, and Mars does not. So it is very likely that Martian colonists would experience higher rates of cancer, birth defects, and sterility even with physical shielding.

But also, even if a human were to grow a third booby, it would probably be above or below one of the normal boobies, along a vertical line called the "milk line." A third medial booby is, medically speaking, unlikely.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But also, even if a human were to grow a third booby, it would probably be above or below one of the normal boobies, along a vertical line called the “milk line.”

If anyone's curious, this is called "polythelia" or "supernumerary nipple" (SFW - seriously). Per the wiki, it's WAY more common than you'd probably expect, but they tend to go underreported bc people think they're just a mole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Runs in my family, from my father's side.

Genetics are weird af.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Why a third boob when you could have a full Kuato?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better yet, do they make me wish I had three hands?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You're doing fine with two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"blah blah blah it's paper mache, I don't care!"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is it really world news if it didn't happen on this world?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

You're right. This belongs in Solar System News.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

It happened on a world. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Mars is a world, it was never specified which world this community is about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is this world, just not this planet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's generally what "world" means

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was in the impression that it's a much wider category

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's possible to use it to refer to a non-planet region (bigger or smaller) in a more general sense, but I wouldn't say that's the most common usage.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The analysis revealed reservoirs of water at depths of about six to 12 miles (10 to 20km) in the Martian crust.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Would a deeper hole be easier to create on Mars due to the lower planetary mass? I would assume so.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but the drill bit would need to be 140 million miles long just to reach Mars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah just a 10 mile long pole, strong enough to break through planetary geological plates in a straight on blow, thrown really really really fast from earth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you don't care how long it takes to get there and can effectively use the ITN you don't even need to leave going that fast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Side thought, all I can think of now is developing the technology to accelerate the rotation of some of these ITN "slingshot" planets to speeds where they become giant versions of those hotwheels motorized launcher tracks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IIRC the problem was the ambient temp that deep being too hot causing mechanical failures. It's hard to dispose of waste heat when you have to pump it miles away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You could probably drill much deeper into Mars before encountering that issue, though, since its molten rock is significantly deeper than Earth’s.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

As soon as I saw the thumbnail, my mind immediately said "LAONG LAONG MAAAAN"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What about the Well to Hell? How else would we have 100% concrete iron-clad proof that Satan exists?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

IRL DEEP ROCK GALACTIC EXTRACTING LIQUID MORKITE

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

ROCK AND STONE, YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Dropped me bloody keys in there!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We're rich!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This time it's aliens for sure guys

Huffs copium

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The ACK intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't drink the waters of Mars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago

Oh great. Now the big corps can remove all the water and sell it to the people, at a massive profit ofc.

Capitalism wins again. \O/