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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i remember ashtrays on the arm of every airplane seat!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I was born in the early 90s and remember making fun of the idea that a non-smoking section separated from active smokers in the IHOP by a thin barrier that didn't even reach the ceiling could do anything.

Boy, leaded gasoline really fucked up whole generations, didn't it? Oh... We are still dealing with the fallout from that, aren't we?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was born in the early 90s and remember making fun of the idea that a non-smoking section separated from active smokers in the IHOP by a thin barrier that didn't even reach the ceiling could do anything.

Barrier? Most restaurants barely divided the two with an aisle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tim Hortons had the smoking box, I'd give a lot to find a photo of it. Basically it was one of the last holdouts.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A smoking area in a restaurant was about as useful as setting up a pissing area in a pool....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You got that backwards. Smoking section was the default state. The non-smoking section was the special.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Until she left home, my wife didn't realise that normal non-smoking households don't have to mop their walls.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

We had to do this with our first house. Former tenants were 2 pack a day each with kids in The house. The water cascaded down completely brown.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

My wife's parents used to smoke heavily. She tells me how they had to clean the windows monthly just to be able to see out of them

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When I was a kid the old people in my family all chain smoked when we went out to eat. I hated eating with them because of that. I seriously thought my aunt was 15 years older than my mom because of her chain smoking and alcoholism aged her. Found out after she died she was only 3 years older.

What I remember most is coming back from concerts reeking of cigarettes and having to immediately throw my clothes in the wash and take a shower. Going to shows got so much more enjoyable after they banned indoor smoking at clubs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ashtrays everywhere. Companies marketing for kids who proudly make massive branded ashtrays, like McDonalds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I got told to turn my Joe Camel shirt inside out in the 8th grade. I didn’t understand. I was so rad and so was he.

Good lord the times have changed thank goodness.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When I was maybe 3 (maybe 4 - it’s a little fuzzy), I remember safety pinning a towel around the collar of my shirt so I could be like Superman (we had recently seen it in the theater). The towel also had frayed ends, and ended up in the ashtray along side my mom’s cigarette. I remember my mom panicking trying to get those safety pins off when the towel caught fire. We never were allowed to safety pin towels to our clothes again after that. 😂

Also I love how my kids know the cigarette lighter in the car as a place to plug in a car charger and nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cigarette lighter? You mean the finger print eraser and "lesson enforcer"? It was always empty when I grew up, seems like every child needed to learn that it was still hot even after the glow had vanished :)

The bic type lighter where everywhere, including in the coin shelf in cars

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I still have a bic lighter, and I quit smoke 10 years ago. Never know when it’ll come in handy.

I also remember when there were cigarette vending machines in restaurants. $1.25/pack and no age verification. 😉

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yep. The 80’s were absolutely horrible if you were bothered by smoke. There’s a reason why a lot of us 80’s kids “had asthma”, which magically disappeared when everything went non-smoking in the 90’s.

Smoking was just so pervasive here in Europe in the 80’s, it’s impossible for people to understand if you didn’t experience it first hand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like, even teachers smoked. Not in lessons, but if they were out in the playground supervising, or in the staff room, they'd light up.

My headteacher had a pipe. I think it was about the only thing that kept him going, right up until the cancer got him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also in lessons. I had a teacher that would open the outside door of the classroom (leading to a garden) to stand there smoking. Not that it helped because we still got a good whiff of the smoke.

This was around 1995 probably.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Part of the reason kids have asthma from that era, myself included, is because our mothers smoked while pregnant.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Fun fact: instead of cupholders, 1970s cars would proudly advertise the number of ashtrays they had equipped the car with, usually 1 within reach of every seat. This number was equally important as horsepower or price on marketing materials.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I remember that in pre-school in around 1990 we made clay ashtrays for father's day. My father did not smoke but they told me to make one anyway...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (14 children)

When I was a kid I used to kick cigarette butts down the aisles at the local grocery store.

I’m a weirdo and I loved the smell, so naturally I became a smoker at the ripe old age of like, 10.

I know how much other people hate the smell so I’m always so paranoid about it.

I’m about to be a stay at home dad for a bit. I’m quitting to kill the expense. Wish me luck!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Good luck! The journey may be tough but I believe you will make it.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I still regularly marvel about how great it is not to have to quarantine my clothes and have a shower as soon as I come home from the pub or restaurant, and it has been 20 years since it was banned around here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I went on a road trip a few years ago and we went to a bar... somewhere along the mid Atlantic. Maybe Virginia or one of the Carolinas, and people are smoking at the bar, and I felt like I had just landed on a different planet. Like... I had almost forgotten people still smoked at all, let alone a dozen people puffing away in a small barroom.

We got pretty drunk and had a good time though. But then when I took a shower in the morning, it was like all that smoke residue was oozing out of my pores and hair. Being hungover and having a steamy, cigarette-smelling shower did not start the day off well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Same. I'm so sensitive to smoke I will run away from anyone smoking in my vicinity even outdoors.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm old enough to remember when smoking was banned in bars/clubs in the UK. It went from a musky smell to body odour, and it took practically all venues by surprise.

Now, I'm so glad that indoors smoking was banned. Looking back, it was fucking gross, and while sadly lots of people now vape indoors it was a huge improvement to basically be able to actually breathe in those places.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I came to Ireland when they just banned smoking and it was still legal in Germany. The first time I walked into a pub and ran against a solid wall of sweat and beer farts I missed smoking.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

My pack has no vagine or anoose.

For real though, about to quit. Wish me luck, boys!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I remember bars so blue with smoke you couldn't see across the room.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I know one of those bars. When my city banned indoor smoking back in the mid-aughts, that bar still reeked of cigarettes for years. It was just coming out of the walls

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I wonder how much that affected the life expectancy of those kids

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (27 children)

If you want to experience this sensation today, travel to Russia or Japan. Yes, Japan. People don’t talk enough about how prevalent smoking still is over there. As a non-smoker, the number of restaurants or cafes I could go to without getting sick was diminished by about 90%.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Was in Tokyo and Osaka last year.

Tokyo was gorgeous. No smokers in sight at most locations. Some vapers, but whatever.

Osaka was the complete opposite. I had to find outdoor restaurants. The gaming bar I hung out had a smoking corner near the bathroom. Lots of cigarette butts all over the city.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Taking an international flight where half the plane is smoking. Those were good times, especially in Greece where they loved smoking even more than the Americans.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh good I'm still youngish I AM old enough that I remember being really excited when the headlines on our newspaper said smoking was banned indoors! Not even a "smoking" section in a restaurant anymore unless it was patio/outdoors maybe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I remember huge arguments about whether or not smoking was allowed during team meetings. Not in your office, that was presumed just fine.

The day they banned smoking in bars/restaurants was glorious. No more trying to decide if it was OK to wear something that required dry cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I moved to São Paulo recently and discovered that people here still smoke on clubs. Is disgusting coming back from party with the hair and clothes smelling like cigarettes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My wife is from an Eastern European country, and whenever we visit her folks I have a similar experience. Every single restaurant reeks of smoke, and there is apparently no political appetite to change that.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I remember a beloved fish-and-chips restaurant in the area where I grew up that had, in addition to fun cartoons of a clam introducing various dishes, smoke stains all along the edge of the ceiling. It was that bad... funny to think that it was soon after smoking was banned that the place closed down--maybe it never actually tasted good but nobody could tell??

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"Smoking or non?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (8 children)

So the grocery store in my little town growing up was the last hold out. They had ash trays in their buggies until they legally couldn't, then kept the buggies for years after.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Just go to Europe to relive that part of the 90s

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