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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you just assume my species?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Furries are great fucking people.

Helpful, accepting and won’t hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

But the second time you do it, then they're merciless 😢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But what do you talk about with a furry other than their Gentoo install?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

May I interest you in a 4-hour lecture on the figs, kumquats, cherimoyas and jungle cacti I grow in my living room, followed by a 2-hour tirade on certain web frameworks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Currently, perhaps CrowdStrike.

I wanted to link to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80 , but unfortunately the OP removed it.
However, all is not lost. Archive.org is again being a Chad by even archiving YouTube videos, albeit at a lower quality: https://web.archive.org/web/20240719212149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80

Since the heavy archived YouTube website takes ages to load, here's a link to archived video file directly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

and won't hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.

But what about the other time?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Opossum, not possum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

my/me

hmmm....

pronouns are none, do not refer

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also, please do not observe me. Or make any sudden moves in my vicinity. I am feral and have anxiety

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is like the chicken game, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

do not refer to me

...And that's what we programmers call a memory leak!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

My native language (Türkish) does not have grammatical gender. Gender in grammar is just silly and useless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I need to know which inanimate objects I can fuck without it being gay, constantinoplelu.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

pretty sure it's all gay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

No. Language needs as many possible structures and rules as well as millions of exceptions and oddities so it is really hard to learn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's part of why I just use They in English for everyone. Less having to learn people's whatever; I don't care. You're cis male he? Don't care, you're a they now. More room left in brain. We can fix this shit right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

We do have a distinction between singular 'they' and plural 'they'. It's helpful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.

Now you're back to not respecting peoples pronouns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I don't have enough bandwidth to remember everyone's names, let alone their pronouns. This is the compromise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Based and ottoman-pilled

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

average O enjoyer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I can't agree more

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do not use pronouns, and I don't think you or they should use them either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I, you, they, them

Based

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AceFuzzLord can't wait for the use of all pronouns to be banned and English papers won't be legally allowed to use basic words such as "I", "Me", "You", etcetera. That'll teach the libs!

/s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

what, which, who, whom, whose, this, that, these, and those, everybody, either, none, and something,

Amongothers. It's ironic conservatives know so little grammar that they can't even add "personal" to before "pronouns" to make it at least slightly more accurate, but no.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

None ate the cabbages. None then went home full and happy.