TFW you're so misogynistic you fuck only dudes
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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I dont fuck with women because women like dick and thats gay. Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.
Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn't creeped out by a femoid partner.
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i bet you can smell the projected self-loathing from 2 zip codes over
Petroleum? That tracks.
Jelly or reserves?
Yes.
Only (alpha males)
Gaslight, Obstruct, Project
Project
I said the real Project 2025.
Perfection.
I don't want to be the killjoy here, but I do think this is the kind of too-perfect-to-be-true story one might find out a week later was fake news. I'm holding out for a Snopes entry.
Like remember how it was big news that people weren't buying Corona beer during the early days of the pandemic because they confused the name? Fake news.
Not making a prediction here on this Grindr story, just urging skepticism until it's confirmed.
And if it is true, I'll laugh my ass off.
Update: A little over two months later and I just found the Snopes article. The whole claim started as satire and it seems like folks took it seriously.
I don't know about crashing, but Grindr has always seen spikes at RNC and CPAC events. This gets brought up every time there's an event.
It's like the whole "Pentagon Pizza Meter" thing.
The screenshot doesn't appear to be faked: https://downdetector.com/status/grindr/map/
Whether the data is correct is another question.
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Here's a local paper reporting on it.
The Grindr user said on a normal day you'd encounter maybe 10 users with no profile photo, but Thursday, when he checked the app, he said he stopped counting at 50 blank profile photos.
It would be even funnier if Grindr intentionally turned the app off ahead of some big Republican gathering. See what shakes out.
Why is it hard to believe? This is a very well documented thing about Republicans.
They've been getting busted in truckstop bathrooms for decades.
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Fake or not, I'm not taking any actions based on it. It's just a funny story. I don't think we need to wait to laugh. We can assume it's true and no harm will be done.
Tbf Corona stock DID go down, probably much more than one would have expected given the economic turmoil of the time.
Many conservatives would be a lot less angry if they would just openly admit that they like cock.
But then they would be mad at themselves since the only strength they can muster in life is holding back.
... Does this mean the Republican Party is embracing the Gay Agenda?
Nah, its just a bunch of straight, masculine, white alpha males who fuck other straight, masculine, white alpha males.
nothin gay about it! /s
Only behind closed doors as they always have. Closeted homosexual self haters.
Ugh. Did you have to make me imagine fucking a Republican?
So, which type did you imagine first? The fat rich owner republican? Or the undereducated poor "temporarily embarrassed billionaire"?
I once made out with a Republican. Then I found out she was a Republican. Fucking was not going to happen.
"I Just Had Sex" probably wouldn't even touch the charts if it came out today... Those jokes were written in a simpler time.
Vote. Emphatically say “HUHN! You like that?!” with every check mark.
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Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…
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It's too early in the morning for me to face the imagery of balls deep fascist on fascist action.
A party that will make sure all dicks are licked.
Makes sense. J.D. Vance was in town.
This person went undercover at CPAC and as a side project they made a fake Grindr profile. It's right at the beginning of this video at 0:40.
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I didn't realize there were that many Log Cabin Republicans that attended this year...
fuck threads
As much as I want to believe, it looks like every major city is experiencing downtime. Looks like selectively used data.
The entire Milwaukee Metro area is smaller than Cleveland, which while it's on the map, it's not nearly the same size.
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