It’s ALL coming from your own party, dude

It absolutely is. Both times they were his own voters. Not some communist immigrant transgender drag queen.

Cultists see, cultists don’t care

They promise guns in every hand while hiding behind bulletproof glass like a scared little biatch

Tesla Motors: “write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”

Only one candidate will actually do it whereas the other candidate will lie through his teeth just to get elected so he can become dictator on day one.

Here we go again. Tell me these things are pure coincidences and not attempts to keep this failing man relevant

It’s never his fault. After all he famously said it out loud - he takes no responsibility at all.

This is just a preview of eventual election loss

She went to school that morning as a girl. Came back from school as a boy.

It’s only a matter of time

She’s sorry she got caught