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[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

We have a contender for “worst way to break up”.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Look, I still like you and wish you the best, so I want to help you maximize your chances to move on. This really helps both of us."
Yeah, I can see it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Depends on how you paint it I guess.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ugh, I have to paint too? Worst breakup ever.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population:you

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Receiving one of these as a gift must be one of the saddest experiences known to man...

I'd rather just get the generic men's gift starter pack of Lynx/Axe deodorant, socks, and a DVD of [insert movie that was popular a few months ago]

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

DVD, not even Blu-ray? Damn

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Depends. It can be a good joke gift in your early twenties between men, but on any other occasions it can get pretty depressing.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

wdym those latter gifts are rad as hell

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

High-quality socks are a great gift, but these socks usually aren't that

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I don't know which is sadder to receive, this gift card or a gym membership.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Some people actually enjoy fitness so i am sure they could appreciate it.

I am not one of them, they are alien to me but they do exist.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

True, although they would probably already have a gym membership. I was thinking more about how some people will give a gym membership as a gift to basically send the message that the recipient is fat.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I don't get the point of this post

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I think it's supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it's premium or what's it called is that expensive.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Plus there's the whole economy of people who don't have access to credit cards, but can buy gift cards in person, or trade for them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This. And even if you have one, maybe Tinder is not the company you want to share your credit card details with?

OTOH, I think you need a facebook account to log in? It used to be like that a few years ago.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This is for people who don't want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

For example, and there may be good reasons for that, too. Picture a person in an abusive/violent relationship who tries to escape.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

"my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead."

"oh, thanks"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I'd go get a new set of mates haha

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It's more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Would you prefer it be a punishment?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why do I feel attacked?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dystopia is when gift cards

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Because it's all edge no point.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is almost as bad as my grandmother giving us self help books for birthdays/ christmas. My sister and I got several how to lose weight books and she has eating disorders. I'm just fat.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The hell does the Snapchat gift card give you? I've never used Snapchat I thought it was free.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Snapchat premium or whatever it's called. It allows you to change the background, delete messages, more tapbacks and other messaging features. Remove the stupid AI. Maybe removes ads from stories?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the "Get Fucked" gift card.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

$40 for, one month?! Jesus...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pay for women to reject me? Why would I do that again?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gift cards have always been there.

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