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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can't hear anything other than "Starbucks lovers".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It's actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream "HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL" either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Blitzkrieg Bop" always sounded to me like "let's get fucked" for some reason

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So that's the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like "let's get fucked" to me too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The fact that it's lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: "Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?"

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"I just want to set the world on fire"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

This is where most of my passwords come from

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!" - Head Automatica, The Razor

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And if I catch it coming back my way I'm gonna smurf it to you 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

All the tacos you could have picked, strumming softly to sheet music 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

When I first heard Foghat's "Slow Ride" I thought they were saying "Snow White / take it easy!" Which made a lot of sense to college me


this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Nobody can take that feeling away from me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Silver of Straw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Murphy's fighting; how come you're in the stands?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Mastodon - Show yourself

"Start a line.

Stars align.

Stars can fall and get you into trouble."

==== Is actually===

"Stars align

Stars align

Stars will fall and get you into trouble"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with "lofter gusts" but it sounds like he's saying "laughter guns" to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"She needs him, that's why she'll be back again" is much better than "she feeds him"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

“All my friends are eating steak and snow…”

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