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[–] [email protected] 163 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Btw this is a parody account

[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not every racist is a police officer...

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... But every police officer is racist!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Hashtag notallracists

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One can read, the other one can write

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It's cops, cops, cops!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The recommended number of anuses is one

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

As part of the minimum training.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

TIL lifeguards are racist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

The handle. It's a satire account