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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

One can read, the other one can write

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's cops, cops, cops!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The recommended number of anuses is one

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