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This is it. Don't get scared now.
Meanwhile, my neighbor kicked my dog, threatened to shoot my other dog, and then came onto my property and threatened to hurt me in front of my kids. To this day, he's confused about why I don't want to be his friend or talk to him.
....all because my little dog smelled his chicken, which he didn't even have enclosed, which is the law
He came on your property and threatened you with physical violence?
How did that not end with the cops? You would be well in your rights to defend yourself
It did. But they said WE were in the wrong because our dogs were unleashed.
Gotcha.
That may be true, but unleashed dogs and loose chickens do not permit someone to trespass and threaten, especially when you are supervising children. (Implication being if you are the supervisor/parent, and harmed, the children are left vulnerable with the aggressor.)
You have to leash your dogs on your own property? I've never heard of such a thing.
Their yard wasn't enclosed, so our dog got into his yard to smell his chickens. We were told our dog needed to be leashed or in a fenced-in yard. Meanwhile, they apparently didn't have to.
Sounds like his animals were staying on his property and yours were not. You were in the wrong. He overreacted but don't let your pets wander on other people's property.
Legally, he's supposed to have his chickens fenced in. Just like we are supposed to have a fenced in yard, actually. So we're both actually "wrong". Barging into my property threatening to hurt me in front of my kids isn't simply an "overreaction" either.
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Sniper-man could be anyone. Even you!
....all because my little dog smelled his chicken, which he didn't even have enclosed, which
Yup we're clearly missing some obvious piece of context in here
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Twist; the car owner was working on his car
Nah doesn't look the same
We all should have a friendly neighborhood sniper-man
Does whatever a sniper can
Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man,
Does whatever a Sniper can
Shoots BBs any size,
When converter thieves arrive.
Look out, here comes the Sniper-Man
Is he strong?
Listen, bud-
He's got regular human blood.
He can shoot at your head.
You can run, you won't be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Sniper-Man
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Yeah! I can't foresee any potential problems with that. It's not like we have anybody else who is given guns and claim to "protect and serve". Also I'm sure everybody would be very comfortable with always being watched from above through the optics of a high powered rifle.
(To be clear I know you're joking. Hence the thick layer of /s)
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I like how they intentionally crossed out the correctly spelled brand name that this fake note is trying to push.
Some jacked on uppers marketing bro thinks he is a complete genius for this.
Thought that was a generic term, so thatβs nice. Xerox that trademark!
If itβs real, RIP the person whose house the car was parked outside. The strap Iβm most worried about is tucked into the losersβ waistbands.
Tangentially related: I was driving in kinda-rural SE Pennsylvania last year and I passed an auto repair place that had a big lit-up sign that said "WE BUY CATALYTIC CONVERTERS". It was so blatant that I figured for sure it was a police honeypot, but if it wasn't, that's just all kinds of fucked up.
It could be a police honeypot, but if it was a small town or something, they may just pay the cops off.
And that's the last time I tried to change my own oil at the apartment complex...
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Whoever this person is I will buy them a case of beer or whatever they want.
Once when I worked in a pediatric hospital, a nurse went to drive home from the underground parking lot, and the car was making a terrible racket, so she went to the mechanic and her converter has been stolen. Like stealing from nurses at a pediatric hospital full of sick and dying children is pretty disgusting.
Wow. That person should be subjected to a BB gun firing squad
The hero we need.
I like how they crossed out catstrap and rewrote catstrap. "no, that's not what it's called... Hey frank what's that thing called to strap down the cat converter? A catstrap? Oh OK that was it..."
Good tactic for selling car straps. Maybe he runs a catstrap company in the area.
Legendary neighbor
Would a bb do much at all? If i caught someone in that position i dont think a bb would be persuasive enough
I'm not a thief, but I would probably stop whatever I was doing if I started getting pelted with BBs. Lol
Also not a thief but I've seen what a BB does to flesh. Definitely in the "stop what you're doing immediately" category.
Stings like a motherfucker, can break skin depending on the BB material and velocity. It also sends a clear message; I can see and hit you from here.
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Bro, bb guns shoot through metal buckets. My friends and I used to shoot bb guns at all sorts of objects. So yes. You could absolutely fuck someone up with a bb gun.
Well you would also become aware that someone is watching you and not approving of what you are up to.
Unless they're going to kill you for whatever they want to steal that will usually deter them.
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It depends. A bed and bath is pretty relaxing. You'll probably end up being friends afterwards.
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