"we're hoping he doesn't act like a crazy racist and sexist person, we can't control him"

• says person working for uncontrollable crazy racist and sexist person.

If I have a heart attack, I'll be calling an uber first

When my parents bought me the physical edition of Half-Life 2 when I was a kid, I was absolutely gutted that I needed an internet connection to play the game because it wanted to install Steam. We lived in a rural area without Internet so I simply just couldn't play it at all :(

Won't somebody think of the television program copyright owners??

Oh mate, they're poisoning literally everyone

Nissan el Gabe

ITT: Mental Gymnastics competition to see how well one can defend corporate greed

Definitely the latter and yeah still hilarious

You're right, I would only piss on him if he was specifically not on fire

If I don't play with her, she begins what I call cursor patrol..

Indeed, in other words, just as the IDF is racist against Palestinians

My last landlord did this then fled the country when we tried to serve her with court docs. They really are a fine crowd.