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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Holy hell, check this joint out. Just shout out if you want less US travel stuff in this Melbourne forum.

Bryce Canyon, Utah

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (22 children)

a small piece of belated black forest b'day cake has been nommed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happy belated Birthday. Good choice of cake too!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Last week was book week and I was invited to do some writing/book talks at three primary schools nearby and it went so awesomely well. I was nervous - as always, and really wasn't in the mood for it - but the kids were so engaging and fun to talk too. They asked a lot of questions and really just made the whole thing worthwhile. I tried getting them involved by asking them questions about writing and they showed me some stories they were working on too.

I donated my books to their school library and apparently they're all keen to borrow them. I also had the books sell out at the local store nearest them and I restocked them and it's almost sold out again. It's only 6 or 7 copies but it's taken months to even sell that many at times so it was really cool and a surprise.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (7 children)

'Oh my God': live worm found in Australian woman’s brain in world-first discovery

"...the patient needed to be treated for other larvae that might have invaded other parts of her body, such as the liver."

😱 😱 😱

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not something you'd read before bedtime..

-probably

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When an earworm hits deep.. too deep

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

and this is why we wash our hands and our food 😨😨😨

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My kid's been using a butter knife to cut cheese. I give up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine was seriously using a cheese knife to spread butter on Sunday. But he's only 4 so I'll cut him some slack :D

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Plus = That will help improve her fine motor strength

(And the cheese will still taste the same, right?!) 😬

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope. As a parent I have failed.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (13 children)

No utensil related outrage comes close, to me, as people using FORKS to eat RICE. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE LOGIC OF IT TO ME WHEN SPOONS EXIST

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've got a Spork. Is that wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I honestly believe we're heading into the next 'millenium drought'.

I fondly remember showering with a bucket to keep shit in the garden alive when we were stage 4.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are still people in my neighbourhood who have the "grey water in use" signs for their garden. But I don't know if it'll get that bad - we have the desalination plant now... just means things will likely more expensive (watch Bunnings run a cartel on buckets now hahah)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

heh and "tank water in use".

Your lawn is looking a little too green

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am VERY CRANKY at work this morning. Rough night sleep, lots of weird dreams, and just pushing myself a little hard for a few days. I need chocolate, a hug and to be left the fuck alone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pushes tray in on the end of a very long stick

Tray contains teapot, milk, sugar, mug and a 3kg box of Arnott's Cream Assortments

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m just going to leave a barrel of ivermectin and some needles here. Help yourself.

🛢️💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Instructions unclear: have injected ivermectin into my perineum

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I... Have a strange compulsion to downvote you... I'm starting to see things a little differently after breakfast this morning....

spoilerPhotoshopped image of a Dr Strangelove, with a worm on there, edited to "how I learned to stop worrying and embrace the worm"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

follow your heart, which by now is a larvae nursery

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My psychologist is cutting her hours down dramatically as she's moving more into a teaching space. She said she's keeping only a handful of clients on board and hoped I would be one of those clients.

And here's me all like... yay?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yesterday was not a great day. Determined to make today better.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's been a month since my boss put me under "observation" to determine whether I'd get the (from $30 to $33 an hour) raise I requested. They tried to claim they don't take inflation into account, and dismissed every piece of evidence, making claims that because a coworker of mine uses their phone on the job I might be, and that's reason why I shouldn't get a raise.

Also, they claimed that they should be lowering my pay.

How on Earth do I handle this? I'm a Uni student and don't have time to go on a job search, not to mention for equivalent pay. I just want to be able to earn enough to pay rent and food comfortably, not struggle every damn week to make ends meet

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are getting played. Best way to get a raise is to make a move sideways to another employer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I agree, but I can't afford to until I graduate (still a few months out). When that happens though, I will be reporting my current for sham contracting (which has fucked me over so fucking badly)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They are trying to avoid the pay rise. Your options are to stay for the time being and try to budget, or bite the bullet and look elsewhere for better pay. It’s a shit choice when you don’t have the time and energy to go job hunting but realistically it seems unlikely your employer will meet your pay request. (Good luck anyway though, hopefully am wrong)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Passed a mini-truck with advertising boards on it today. Had an image of a line graph going upwards with big title saying something like ‘why are there excess deaths’ and a big QR code. No identifying info on who the advertiser is. Was driving so couldn’t take a photo. Is this still anti-vaxer propaganda or something else?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Temu ad recommended me a butt plug. The fun begins!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This employment training shit sounds like a really boring podcast, I'm falling asleep. 🥔💤

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

fattening up the ginger beastie and got recommended Farmers Market alongside his usual renal. Our local IGA sells, so nabbed some and it definitely passes muster but oh my god. Punkin is now the bougiest motherfucker south of richmond. Chicken pieces in a reduced fish broth. Chicken mousse with shredded tuna centre, pumpkin and broccoli. Tuna (or chicken) loaf with quail egg, carrot and peas (and I've never seen a cat eat an egg before yesterday but fuck me he enjoyed it). Gets a spoonful every so often doled out through the day and his eyes literally light up when the tin comes out. Bougie, bougie motherfucker.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ugh today what happened to your weather

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am slightly confused. Semi-empty tram. Pplz choosing to not only to stand right next to me, but I don’t think I’ve ever been more surprised to have someone facing me. Like in my personal space, facing me..

What strange hell is this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

oh deary me, I had a dream that someone would keep extending my sleeping time and I could sleep in without getting trouble.

Woke up pretty quickly from that dream.

Also pretty frustrated at my doona moving slowly to one side of my doona cover leaving me cold at night, I'm sure that's not helping me sleep.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had some, for exactly 3 minutes then it went away :(

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Came into the office only so I could avoid construction noise where I'm staying. Thank goodness boss and business manager/admin/"HR" aren't around so I don't need to hold my breath around them and am successfully getting shit done without an iceberg of frostiness and tension looming over me.

As expected, instantly feeling much better back on the previous meds, thank heck. Also no signs of parasites in my poop. Very good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Omg I love my new council so much. They're building a new house near my new house and all of the construction equipment completely fucked the footpath. It's bad enough I tripped on it once and someone in a wheelchair would probably be better off either on the grass or the road. So I did a snapsendsolve thingo not expecting much and then this morning I received a voicemail from a council dude. Apparently they had a meeting with the site manager and the site construction people will fix it this week and the council will do follow up inspections to make sure they actually do.

At my last house in a shit council area, someone graffitied some vile shit on both sides of the footpath in front of our house (do there was graffiti in front of both our neighbours houses, but not ours) and I did SSS it, but that was in March and my ticket is still open and they still haven't done anything about it. I used their very shitty web form for reporting offensive graffiti and they did fix it within a week, BUT they only cleaned one panel... it was between 3 panels on both sides, so 6 panels total

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

🥔💤

Edit: i hate one of my fellow participants; why are conservative anti-vaxxers so vocal. This is employment training, asshole, not "listen to my cold, stale af takes"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Lmao my mother asked me for tv show recommendations, and I just watched all the other family members collectively sigh and scream no.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's my quarterly sit around getting poked and prodded for an afternoon day, and I really can't be bothered with it. I mean, dying doing a menial task in your late 20s wouldn't be so bad, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Does anyone suffer eczema? Any advice? I've tried a few creams - prescribed and off the shelf and I am going back to the doctors, but I need something in the mean time because it is driving me bananas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The cold salty southern ocean.

Trick is not to shower afterwards.

People might say 'ew' but the truth is you're cleaner than everyone else who hasn't been in the ocean and your skin will love you for it.

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