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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Toilet was too dirty, I pooped on the floor instead!"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought op meant literally hacking into someone’s servers and was like: yep 👍 this checks out … wait why does the catgirl need linoleum to hack?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Linoleum is easier to clean than carpet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It isn't the computer hacking? What is it then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The noise cats make before they throw up.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck would a catgirl be hacking, she can't use a computer with paws

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Easy - she just puts boxing gloves on the paws.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Does she regularly check emails?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is why hard floors are better than carpet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They always, ALWAYS find a spot with textiles.

We have hard floors throughout and two rugs, one in the bathroom and another in the dining room. The dogs puke on the dining room rug and the cats alternate between it and the bathroom rug. Only rarely does someone spew on the actual floor and even then I think it's because they couldn't make it to a rug in time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

That's cause in nature, grass is easier to clean than stone. If you chuck up on the stony parts of your house, it's not magically going to go away. But if you chuck up on the grass, it'll soak into the soil and the bugs will break it down and the grass will metabolise it. They're just displaying normal, practical behaviour for a world without humans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that's it, you're going to Eurovision

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

don't worry, i stole Nintendo's lawyer's

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

"Get off the couch, GET OFF THE COUCH!!" shove

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

mrowrrr hhkkk hkkk splat gift :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I love her; where can I adopt?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They give you like a full hour of warning to move them to a place it's ok to vom tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sometimes mine gets into a Pollock mood, just for fun.