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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

The only problem with this joke is that it's impossible that Siri would ever be that clever.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"I found one result for Shirley: would you like to search for tap dancing lessons in your area?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I’m sorry, I don’t understand.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Play. My. Gym. Playlist. (Sigh)

“Okay, here’s music by the Playlists”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Whenever I ask my Google Assistant in the kitchen to play music, it mishears me and plays some bizarre rap. It's always rap too.

My favourite occasion of this was when I'd asked it to play "Believe by Cher" and it was all "Sure! Beat the Baby by Brooklyn Queen, playing on YouTube music." I did a double take, sure I'd misheard it, but then the song started playing...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Why would you do this to anyone's ears.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When I ask my google assistant to make my light blue, sometimes it plays a random song with blue in the title and ignores me for a bit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like Google Assistant has gotten increasingly worse over the years. Functionality is being removed and it’s getting less reliable.

I loved the kitchen speaker’s integration with my shopping app, which I shared with my roomie. As I was cooking I’d just be all “Add this to my list” and it would, but now they’ve disabled that API so all it does now is say that it doesn’t understand things.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This oddly enough fits in very well in a different conversation thread I’m in right now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

About 1/3 of the time when I ask Siri to call my wife Rita (not real name), I get “I’m sorry, but there are no Rita’s in your contacts”. There are at least three. How can it not search local contacts correctly?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha. My roomie and I are moving soon, and the other week we checked out the apartment we eventually settled for. On the way home his father sent a text that he has time to talk this weekend, and so my roomie wanted to use Siri to respond. So he was all "Send a text to Friedrich" (also not real name), and it was like "I couldn't find a Fred in your contacts. To who?" - "Friedrich!" eventually he spelled it out and it was all "Okay, calling Friedrich."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm disgusted. Have an upvote.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Was she speaking jive?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

after reading the title i was like he ripped this straight from airplane thats crazy

but then i saw the body copy v funny

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Check that you don't have it in Airplane mode.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Airplane! mode.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kareem Abdul-Jabar mode

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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