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[–] [email protected] 148 points 5 months ago (7 children)

??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Well for some... It's a thing you put fireworks into....

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, I'm pretty sure it's how SWAT get through doors

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The tube looks hollow. SWAT would use a solid ram.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

RAM makes police vehicles, but the Ford Police Interceptor tends to be more popular with SWAT.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that's a brilliant idea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We didn't have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, the “we’re young enough to have another kid” parenting method

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That isn't a generational thing it's an urban/rural thing.

Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn't see what community it was on. Apologies.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No apologies needed. That's the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I'm dumb. Which I am, of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm hardly the one to point fingers. I have a first rate rural education you know.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

'hillbilly skeleton key' I like that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.

I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 months ago (3 children)

fuck all these 'tribalism' promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you're tearing me apart!

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gen alpha are literal children. They don't know what a lot of things are

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (8 children)

OP out here posting boomer humor....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is how we take back the internet

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

metal pipe with handles 👍

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

It can be if you want

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (12 children)

This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Butt plug next question

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's my fleshlight doing in this picture?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

WHAT!?! SPEAK UP PLEASE!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

It's a "state police open up-er"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I don't think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I've got early model alphas and they are barely 5'4".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's one cool looking bong /jk

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Well it does make a BONG sound

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a potato gun

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

It is much less fun than that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a police battering ram.

Battering ram

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

dinosaur fleshlight

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