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That one on the bottom right really got the short end of the stick.
Especially compared the one counter to him on the left. Chad vs Virgin meme.
With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he's God doesn't mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He's not that omnipotent.
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Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don't like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
That is clearly water bending Jesus.
Jesus was not a skilled water bender... it exploded in flames and burned to the ground
Oh boy do I have news. God agreed with you and in 2010 "Touchdown Jesus" was struck by lightning and burned down. They replaced it with a more traditional version. Personally I liked the orgional more.
Sadly the original Jesus was destroyed by an act of God.
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I thought he was drowning.
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You know, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster's Manual.
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All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they'd come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.
I'm not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.
"This is not a record to be proud of"
I dunno, you must have accomplished some pretty impressive things to be so dismissive of this.
'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...'
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Who would ever contest this claim ?!
Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy
Self-awareness and Christianity aren't generally friendly.
GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus
I have that card
Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.
Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!
Yes, we know. Her name was Mary Magdalene.
The living with the 12 other dudes totally gave it away though.
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Giant baby Jesus doesn't exist, giant baby Jesus can't hurt you
Claims? More like admits
And not shamefully for some reason.
Is giant baby Jesus trying to sneak up on him?
Reminds me of that one sketch:
"Can we lower it to two hail Mary's?"
"How dare you cheapen the word of God!"
"Fine then, I'll just take my business to the church across the street."
"Go then!"
[walks away]
"The exit is that way!"
"I'm visiting the gift shop, first."
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