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[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

All the ADHDers know LSD > the rest of that shit. It takes way too much ecstasy to do fucking anything. Then again it takes a little more LSD too but 10 hours + visuals > 3 hours with maybe visuals for cheaper.

The taste of your teeth is always weird as fuck though. Those dumb times where you took some and miscalculated when you'd be tired/need to sleep but never could were always annoying too.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I love cocaine so much

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Lisan al gaib!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

spice is ~~oil~~ caffeine

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that's not how it works right?".

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I think you're on to something....

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

twitch scratch wydm?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

ITT standard meth behavior

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So basically going to play inscryption

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

As your attorney, I can confirm this is correct.

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