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Remember when the web didn't suck?

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[-] [email protected] 181 points 3 weeks ago

Here’s what’s behind that stupid ad

https://www.10news.com/news/fact-or-fiction/fact-or-fiction-online-ad-advises-people-to-wrap-doorknobs-in-foil-when-home-alone

It clearly implies there is some kind of safety benefit to it. But there is not.

Clicking on the ad leads to a lengthy slide show which eventually gets to the doorknob story.

All it says is aluminum foil can be used as an alternative to tape to cover doorknobs and hardware while painting.

It has nothing to do with safety and the inclusion of the phrase "when you're home alone" was only used as clickbait to make the ad seem more important.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks for taking one for the team and checking that out. I sure wasn't gonna

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I Always click on those ads to waste their daily budget

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Explain to me like I'm five, how does this?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

They pay for the number of impressions as well as the number of click-throughs. More clicks on the ad = more cost for running the ad, or fewer impressions. However, it also gives more money to those hosting the ads, so it supports them imbedding them.

You can use this plugin to automate the process if you want to continue down this path. https://adnauseam.io/

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Advertisers pay a fee to the website where their ad is displayed every time someone clicks on it, it's called the Pay Per Click model. It's how websites make money off running ads. There is a small fee for displaying the ad and larger one for click throughs.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

The quality of the internet is so low these days

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I've been using ad blockers for so long that I forgot about these ridiculous click bait ads.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Click here to find out 10 more reasons to use ad blockers now!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

If I were less lazy, I'd make a gif of myself zapping your comment with the uBlock Origin element zapper tool.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, but here we are

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I appreciate the mental image

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for taking that bullet for us!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, the "while painting" was implied. I'm so embarrassed I didn't clue in immediately.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Big foils propaganda at work.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. I was pondering why put foil on door knobs.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously! To keep the knob's thoughts from being read.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean... if you are like, home alone status, in a whole ass house with a bunch of doors... maybe covering the knobs in foil would make it so some kind of intruder makes more noise when opening doors, as they either handle the foil opening the door, or when removing the foil?

????

It kind of makes some sense?

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago

I can remember around 1999-2000 if you clicked the wrong thing in IE you'd get 50 popup windows with ads for porn. At least that's behind us.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Then you also had the sites that would trap you there, every time you clicked the back button it would just reload the page.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Every single Microsoft site still does this.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean there are still websites that open themselves 10 times so you can't click back out of them. I am curious as to what their end game is. Do they imagine we go "well damn can't go back out of this page, might as well start living here now"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

This still happens on dodgy football streaming sites.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Use Ublock origin as it blocks the rapid redirects

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

At least that's behind us.

I sure am (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

firefox and ublock origin will filter these right out

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I couldn't resist. And contrariwise to this pic I do agree with you, the web used to be better. Sure, ads were always a fucking annoyance, but they're reaching unbearable levels nowadays; a lot of people (like me) tend to not see it because of ad blockers, but once you turn them off? Eeeeew.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, you could land on a bad site full of nasty ads or wind up downloading software that offered you the finest of malware or viruses.

And you could just not go to them, or not download sus programs or warez.

Now the sites and apps hunt you down and shove it in your face. They follow you, rat on you, sell your info, and constantly try to sell You stuff every page you land on.

Yeah, Old Internet wasn’t great, but it wasn’t institutionalized malice like we have today.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wild that the original of this image edit was “remember when /b/ was good” back in 2005

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when the web didn't suck?

No, I don't. Not since 2000, when I logged on from home for the first time. The majority of it has always sucked. Then the web can suddenly do new things... and finds new ways to suck.
It has, however, always had excellent little areas and corners.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Right? Do you remember going to websites and your computer would yell out that you were watching porn? Ads would burst forth like you just won fucking Solitaire. Shit took forever to download, and if you lost connection in the middle, start over!

I guess if you started using the Internet after like 2008, when things really started to take off, you saw a golden hour. But it was a dangerous place in the early 2000s, although I learned a lot about how to unfuck computers in my quest for boobs as a teenager.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when the web didn't suck?

Was there ever a time? In the late 80s and early 90s when it was mostly text only, there really wasn't a whole lot of content, and bandwidth sucked massively.

Once connection speeds improved, we got banner ads, popups, and noisy flash animations, all of which were vectors to install viruses.

Then came google, facebook and amazon, and monopolized the web.

Every era sucked in its own right. But I'm rather using it now where plenty of other educated people develop countermeasures that work out of the box, rather than having to fiddle around with browser configurations to block ads and malware myself.

TL;DR: Use adblock.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

There's less info now than a few years ago and it's harder to find. Web 2.0 has put most of the data and traffic into just a few hands. And as we can see with Twitter that can lead to a significant part of the Internet going to shit overnight.

Hell, most of us are here because of what reddit did overnight. It's certainly better than the age of web rings but we've entered a downturn.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In the late 80s and early 90s

Hold up there… HTLM wasn’t even invented until 1991 by Timothy Berners-Lee who then made the first web server, web browser, and web page. It was another two or three years before browsing the web became more common. Before then, the internet was very basic, consisted of a few simple services, and was typically only accessible via universities and large corporations.

Regular people often only had access to regional online services until national services like CompuServe, Prodigy, and AOL came along.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Actually the ad matches the article. To me the ad is “fringe” and it has infested the “mainstream” (CNN).

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why are they quoting a wolf? They didn't talk the last time I checked.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Check again, it's getting crazy out there.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing infecting me reading this is cringe.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

this is supposed to be political, WHAT DO DOORKNOBS HAVE TO DO WITH POLITICS

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Knobs are common in politics. I'm not sure about doors.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm so frustrated with the internet right now. My wife started making Castile soap and I'm trying to find out if its some fu-fu-berry-bullshit or like an actual decent soap. Google is feeding me momfluencers (which range from 'fine but there is no accountability' to blatant grifters) and sites that are simply trying to sell this stuff. I'm going to try again with kagi tonight, but it's still very frustrating that I never know what to trust anymore. The bullshit is coming faster than I'm able to handle it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You beautiful bastard, that's exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.

I'm bookmarking that page. Thank you!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

A good way to make your own soap without artificial fragrances in them. My wife has skin sensitive to fragrances, and most commercial soaps have fragrance (even unscented Yeesh)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

me: what a silly article who could ever fall for this

also me: buys lots of tinfoil just in case

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