this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In space no one can hear us cream

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Much appreciated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I make sure my mic is keyed for these occasions

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can't find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?

And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know about penguins, but one could imagine some sort of beverage port on the suit and also waste disposal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In space, no one can. Here, use cream.