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In space… (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?

And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know about penguins, but one could imagine some sort of beverage port on the suit and also waste disposal.