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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 83 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta get some hype music for the ass whooping you're about to bring.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

Name your playlist. 'X Gon give it to ya' is definitely on there somewhere.

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to say yes and make a joke about song choice, but then realized that if this were actually happening then I'd probably be too distraught and focused on getting to her to queue up a sound track so was going to say no, but then I realized in my distraught state focing on getting to my kidnapped wife I probably wouldn't bother to turn off the radio which is always on by default in my car... so basically, yes, I'd be listening to the local radio station at a moderate volume.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

That's OK. The local radio is playing Knights of Cidonia and a recent gust short circuited the volume control.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, the doom soundtrack is on blast and I'm prepping my line that I will mess up and get me killed.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

So, even in your fantasies you're ineffective and reliant?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Nah I chat with the other people in the car.

Listen I’m down to risk my life to save my wife, but I’m getting a gang together to do it. Going alone is suicide

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Making my way downtown 🎶

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Drive soundtrack intensifies

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Music. Need to perform at my best, after all.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

when did i get a wife and why is she only 30 minutes away from me, and why do i know this?

Hell i should be asking where i am now.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'd probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I'm sure the kidnappers would understand.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Excuse you, I'm driving a rescue mission with my windows UP.

And the AC is BLASTING.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

AC is BLASTING

Blast the DC too

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

it's charging my phone

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

"So anyways I started blastin' [the AC]"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

AC is BLASTING

Blast the DC too

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, conzentration at such stressful situations is important. Also, your adrenaline spikes up making you not even want to have music.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Neither. I'd call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Knight rider theme and I'm going criminal charge fast

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I put on Blinding Lights.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah man, I'm cranking Bulls on Parade while I do air punches and load my pistol.

Edit: maybe followed up with some Real Muthaphuckkin G's.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo soundtrack

I'd stop for trash bags and stuff on the way. My wife is the one they should be afraid of.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

No, I wouldn’t listen to music any other time I’m driving so it would be weird to start then

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

wow it's just like i'm on twitter again

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Music is fine when not driving

I could drive to a park then put on the classical radio station while I sit there

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lose yourself - Eminem and let the bodies hit the floor…ok I guess 2 songs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I would be playing Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler on repeat driving 90 mph with the windows down

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Of course not.

What are you, crazy?

I'd be listening to NPR.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

If my phone's in Bluetooth range, music is going to automatically start playing at high volume in about 10s anyway, because that's always how I last existed the car.

Coincidentally my wife hates it because when she gets in the car to leave, it still gets connection to my phone in the house and starts blaring hard rock, psychedelic rock, journey trance, or syntheave.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

No. If I'm going somewhere to save someone, I don't want my presence to be openly announced to everyone by having my music blaring, especially not some kidnappers. I'd want to be as quiet as possible, whether that's on the way there or while dealing with kidnappers. I'm not smart enough to know what I shouldn't end up saying and who knows if the info I blab about could be used against me in some way, so shutting up would be the best solution.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Me arriving at the abandoned warehouse
  • Windows rolled down, Lady Gaga's Just Dance echoing through the empty buildings
  • Pull the breaks, lower the volume, sunglasses on
  • "It's Britney b1tch"
  • Storm inside
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Put some synthwave and sunglasses for immersion

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be driving to the police station

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, it would just be a distraction as I call the police.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cochise by Audioslave or Bulls On Parade by RATM. That's just the right kind of John Wick fuel.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, and some kill people music like some Mushaggah, Cannibal, Slayer, or Stealers Wheel.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Radar Love
was the winner last time

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The only thing they fear is you

And then drive the car into the building, if possible jumping out earlier. Enter with knife. If they kidnappers have any logic in them, they are gonna book it because sure as hell whoever came is not normal.

And it gives me alibi of being in a state of irrational panic or something. Nobody will question such statement from someone who drove car into the building. :3

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