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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Honestly I think they look pretty good.

But Elon is a fuck. And their build quality is shit. And I refuse to support that kind of company. And fuck people who do support them.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Idk, I talked with a bartender once who said he thought it would be amazing to drive one, and I said I didn't think I could stomach it because of Musk, and he said I shouldn't get political over a car. Well, they don't interest me enough to ignore the Elon part.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn't dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I watched a friend of mine try to parallel park hers once and just about died laughing at how shit the autopark was. She said it kept determining that the right lane was actually the curb, so it would go through all of the motions of parking and then just stop in the middle of the street. Every time I read about or interact with a Tesla, I feel like I find out about something else they added because it looks or sounds cool but doesn't actually work.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I HATE that the auto industry is moving to soft buttons for everything

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It always blows my mind that capitalists say "then just vote with your wallet" until you use your wallet to vote differently than they want.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Honestly I think they look pretty good.

They used to, but they haven't updated them, so now they look dated

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not a car guy, I just don't pay close attention. I drove a delivery van when the Tesla cars were gaining popularity, and I straight up had the thought one day how weird it was that there were a lot of '90s Ford Taurus sedans still on the road.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To me they are the iPhone of cars. In a vacuum they are not bad looking, but every single one looks exactly the same. Just basic.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly, why? Their "no harsh edges, flowing contours" looked good in 2010 but is now completely played out and ugly. Coupled with the fact that no Tesla has had a facelift in nearly a decade, I think they're the ugliest cars on the road rn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

the cabin height being a giant bubble is what i dislike. they pretend to be smaller cars than they are. a small tesla next to a normal crossover vehicle is a good way to remind yourself how big they actually are.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just feel bad for people who went in during Elon's "good" years (heavy quotations). He's nothing but a glorified car salesman and a verified idiot now, but for a while there, some people just wanted a more sustainable car.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Yeah it was legitimately the only viable EV when I got one. I still love the car but am absolutely embarrassed by it because of that asshole.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yes I agree. It's unfortunate he decided to become the face and wallet of the right.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I hate Elon musk but Tesla is the best thing that happened to this planet because no other car manufacturer was bothered to do the groundwork required to get electric cars going. They lie and spread corruption before Elon came along.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's actually a very pretty car, to be fair. Too bad it has the build quality of this spice rack

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I mean it's ok... It's not ugly, but I personally wouldn't call it pretty.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I thought it was pretty when it was novel, but it's been around long enough now that it just kind of blends in. I think it's still a nice clean design, but not really eye catching anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I gotta give it to them.

The first two cars looked nice and they were the first to understand what makes an electric car good.

But they fucking lost that too by removing everything from the dashboard and moving to a single screen in the middle. Their build quality is shit (Even Trabants had smaller panel gaps holy shit) Repair costs for simple fixes are out of this world (There was a video where a technician repaced a hose for the cooling system for 130$ where Tesla wanted to replace the whole battery for 20000$) Elon is a nutjob that keeps breaking promises.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Also stop driving in the bus lane. If you actually gave a shit about the environment you would be on said bus, not a brand new three tonne luxury car.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I resemble this...sort of. Except my car is already paid for and I really don't think it's a wise decision to just blow money on another car simply to get out of a current vehicle that more than meets my needs.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah,like if tomorrow everyone found out the CEO of Ford was a pedo, I promise you the supply of used F150's wouldn't suddenly skyrocket.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fuck Elon, but dammit, Tesla cars look sleek, this guy is wrong.

And Superchargers >>>> Every other charger as of right now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They look old compared to other new cars, i've seen enough of that design.

The Tesla Y gotta be one of the ugliest cars from behind that i know, it does look like a Model 3 just out of proportion.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon frustrated me cause he gets his grubby hands into way too much cool stuff

Like bitch tesla and spacex were cool untill Elon got a Twitter account and wouldn't shut up exposing how shit he is

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I honestly really thought he was going to be an amazing person for humanity for like.. a minute there. That's a big part of my frustration. He's in such an amazing position to do astounding things and he just sits around like a bully asking for attention instead of lunch money

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is classic cognitive disonnance. If they liked the person who made the car, I’m almost certain their mind would be different. This phenomena is particularly obvious whenever you see something that was once popular fall from grace. See the conversation around Justin Roiland or even Reddit before and after their respective controversies. You start to see the people say things to the tune of “blank was never good anyway.”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That is NOT cognitive dissonance, but motivated thinking.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

And your car steals all your personal information because it is part of a massive data mining operation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcu2YUCa0lA

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

So are SUVs from BMW, Porsche or Audi. But heh I live in Europe, I guess the trucks in the US are way worse.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (20 children)

I love Teslas though, has anyone in here actually ridden in one? The acceleration is absolutely insane. It feels like one of those roller coasters that launch you without a hill. If you test drive one and can even remotely afford buying it you'll definitely think about it for a while.

I'm no Elon fanboy, he's fucked up Twitter but credit where it's due

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've gotten a few Teslas as Ubers; the back seats are godawful.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s pretty much every sporty electric car though

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

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