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Once upon a time, in a magical land called Hexbear, there lived a peculiar burrowing owl named Odorius. Unlike other owls known for their majestic flight and keen senses, Odorius had a rather unfortunate trait - he emitted a foul odor that could make anyone within a mile radius crinkle their noses.

Odorius wasn't always aware of his pungent smell. In fact, he often wondered why other animals would scrunch up their faces and hurriedly retreat whenever he approached. But as time went on, he realized that he was the cause of this unusual reaction.

Hexbear was a bustling community of magical creatures, where everyone had a role to play. The Hexbear Council, responsible for maintaining harmony and order, had strict rules about cleanliness and hygiene. Unfortunately for Odorius, his unpleasant scent violated these rules.

One sunny morning, as Odorius was busy hunting for his breakfast of mice and beetles, he stumbled upon a meeting of the Hexbear Council. Curious and unaware of the gravity of the situation, Odorius hopped closer to listen in. His presence, however, was immediately noticed, not by his appearance but by his distinct odor.

The council members, a group of wise old animals including bears, foxes, and unicorns, wrinkled their noses in unison. "Who dares disrupt our meeting with such a foul stench?" boomed the leader of the council, a majestic grizzly bear named Grumblypaws.

All eyes turned to Odorius, who stood there innocently, oblivious to the chaos he had caused. Grumblypaws approached him, his massive frame towering over the small owl. "Odorius, your odor is unacceptable in Hexbear. You must leave until you can rid yourself of this smell," Grumblypaws declared firmly.

Feeling dejected and misunderstood, Odorius fluttered his wings and flew away from Hexbear. He spent days and nights trying various remedies suggested by other animals he encountered on his journey - from bathing in fragrant flower petals to rolling in mud infused with magical herbs. But nothing seemed to work.

As Odorius traveled far and wide, he met creatures who, like him, were outcasts for different reasons. There was a clumsy dragon who couldn't breathe fire properly and a troll with a penchant for poetry instead of mischief. Together, they formed an unlikely group of misfits who accepted each other despite their flaws.

One night, under the glow of a full moon, Odorius had an epiphany. Instead of trying to change himself to fit into Hexbear's standards, he decided to embrace his uniqueness. He returned to Hexbear, not to seek approval but to show that being different was not a curse but a gift.

To his surprise, the council members welcomed him back, not because his smell had miraculously disappeared but because they admired his resilience and newfound confidence. Odorius became known as the "Funky Feathered Friend" of Hexbear, teaching everyone that acceptance and self-love were the true keys to harmony.

And so, in the land of Hexbear, the tale of Odorius the burrowing owl spread far and wide, reminding all creatures that it's okay to be a little different, even if you smell a bit funky.

Brb changing my name to Odorius

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

imagining a USB-connected device you shove up your nose that allows websites to support odors

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

farnsworth It's a smellescope!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait for unskippable smell ads as someone with that particular sensory issue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please Sniff Verification Odor

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

2 factor auscentication

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's been tried multiple times. I just saw another one recently for "4d" gaming.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mods exposed as total snobs that would ban an owl just for being stinky

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Odorius was banned for not having confidence and being cringe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I could never ban you cuddle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

dear dirt_owl

why are you a burrowing owl? i know many owls, but they are owls of the trees. i have never heard of an owl of the ground. what is there in the ground for the humble owl?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are more bugs on the ground

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

is this the woke bug eating I've been hearing about?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Okay what is the character limit for site taglines?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

@Grumblypaws we know what you are now