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[–] [email protected] 110 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Stuck in the middle with ewe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

While I should have known it, my sheep knowledge is rarely maintained due to living in a region where cows and pigs are the norm.

Thank ewe!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That makes more sense, I thought I was being called a sheep

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Where do the midnight tokers go, though?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At this time, we have conflicting facts pertaining to the whereabouts of the midnight tokers:

  • Maurice is a space cowboy
  • He is right here right here right here right here at home
  • He plays his music in the sun
  • He gets his lovin' on the run

I will post updates as the situation develops.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They are wanted for questioning about the pompitous of love

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

weee-woooooo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You're looking for the corner of Jokers and Smokers, that's about 5 miles down St. Miller Blvd.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Probably Portland.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

They aren't in this reference sadly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You’re going to cut my ear off, aren’t you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

only one of the reasons I'll never see that movie. This song rules.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I like the song and the movie....i wouldn't say the movie did anything to ruin the song for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Everytime I hear this song I can see him dancing around prepping to cut his ear off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Some of y'all are look to ask Steve the Miller about this when your answers would be easier to find on Baker Street

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I wonder if that sheep is look for the wheel that thief took?